I'm a Noob is a parody of Fun.'s song "Some Nights." It was created by CaptainLazerGuns and uploaded on October 14, 2012. The video currently has over 6 million views.
The song is about a newbie who learns to overcome his noobiness and become a better player.
Most nights I stay up building awful structures,
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights I try to build an awesome castle,
Even creepers take pity.
But I try my best, I still build these awfully,
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake, it killed my girlfriend,
Sulfur doesn't go in a cake.
This is it now, this is time, time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriend's a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.
And there I see a builder who's got years on me.
He's making things out of redstone in seconds.
I aim to be like this guy who's a mystery,
I gotta train so I can be..be..be...
Most nights ironically a pig will punch me
Only to try to steal my bacon.
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures
So maybe the creepers will target me.
Then I see him coming over the mountains,
I swear I could hear the angels sing.
He bring a pickaxe, it's made of diamonds,
Puts out his hand and gives it to me.
Hey man, take this pick,
I can see you're having problems with all of this.
Well, the secret lies in more of this (diamonds)
It's shiny and it helps- how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack
Through all of the caves and mineshafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you sense be known
As a Minecraft pro, so go and pwn.
And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
Slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers,
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know, I'm not a noob!