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Dumb Ways to Die (Minecraft Edition) is a parody of TangerineKitty's song "Dumb Ways to Die." It was created by Vareide and was uploaded on March 5, 2013. It has over 10 million views. 

LyricsEdit

[Verse 1]

Dig a hole straight down,

Try to swim with squids and drown,

Forget to build an iron door,

Use lava as your friend's new floor.

[Chorus]

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,

Dumb ways to die-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.

[Verse 2]

Shoot yourself with a bow,

Get hit in the face by a ball of snow,

Trap yourself in a wall,

Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl.

[Repeat Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Keep a creeper as a pet,

Make a hoard of pigmen upset,

Gorge yourself on rotten meat,

Chill out in the Nether while you try to tweet.

[Repeat Chorus]

[Verse 4]

Take gravel to the face,

Greet an enderman with a warm embrace,

Get into a skelly stew,

I wonder, what does this lever do? 

[Repeat Chorus]

[Slow Verse]

Building a big castle while it's freezing,

Irritate a slime for no good reason,

Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void,

Tell a villager that his house has been destroyed,

Forget your armor, and go naked to the End,

Ask the Enderdragon to be your best friend.

[Final Chorus]

The dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die,

The dumbest ways to die-i-ie, 

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die!

[Spoken]

Be safe when you mine-a message from Vareide. 

 == Summary == Various Minecraft characters meet their ends in dumb and silly ways. Many of these are impossible to attempt in the game, though.

Video Edit

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Dumb Ways To Die (Minecraft Edition)

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